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20.03.07
MARSIPAN WEEKLY NEWSLETTER - 20TH MARCH 2007
FLIGHT DIRECTOR'S WELCOME
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Not to worry, Fellow earthlings! I received a lot of very supportive letters after my last newsletter, and I'd like to thank you all for your kind words. Especially the ladies. Especially the lonely ladies. Especially the lonely ladies who leave their lights on and their curtains open as they get undressed, and pretend not to notice me, with my binoculars, on my roof.

You coyly remove each item, knowing I ... more


07.03.07
MARSIPAN NEWSLETTER 7TH MARCH 2007
'These are worrying times, fellow Earthlings...'
Flight Director Bottomley (that's me)
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Our next Mission - Penetrator is expected, weather conditions permitting, to beam back mission video some time next week.


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