Martian
28.02.07
NEW PUBCAST: COLANDER KARAOKE EXTRAVAGANZA
There's a new pubcast.

Professor Pillock Colander sings for his supper. And that of everyone in the Control Room. Go and look.

Yeah, thought you'd like that...



28.02.07
MARSIPAN NEWSLETTER 28.02.07-OPEN THE ATTACHMENT!



21.02.07
TEENAGE PREGNANCIES ON MARS SET TO SOAR!
Teenage pregnancies on Mars are set to soar after the expansion of the British controlled zone, predicts the Daily Mail.

OUR NEWSLETTER IS BACK!
Yes, I know it's been a while, but important mission data had to be analysed and discussed with Professor Colander. Knowing what a perfectionist he is, you can see what kept me away from updating you on what's going on here. Our Martian rovers keep disappearing and we need to get to the bottom of this! So wait no longer, click on ... more


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