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25.01.07
MISSION SCAVENGER EXPRESS - SUCCESSFUL LANDING!
Watch the latest mission video. Still waiting for explanation of what happened and why we lost contact with the probe. Wondering what to do with my BP shares...


24.01.07
PROFESSOR COLANDER PUBCAST 03
Despite the ongoing threats and abuse from fellow scientists, Professor Pillock Colander continues with his pubcast from The Green Man Tavern.
Watch latest edition.


24.01.07
FLIGHT DIRECTOR BOTTOMLEY'S FIRST BLOG
As global warming continues, our thoughts must all turn to one thing: Mars! It is plain even to the meanest of fools that its polar icecaps, with their precious hoards of dry ice are vital to us to replace our own. As the British Mars Exploration Programme continues its expansion, subduing more of the solar system, we will find more, wetter, cooler planets to occupy as this one dries up.

Congratulations to our scientists who have provided another great boon to humanity with the ... more


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